Big Bird

I pinch myself
What does it want?
There's a big, big, big bird
There's a big, big, big bird
Big bird

I'm not
What does it want?
Over my house
I think I'm dreaming

There's a big bird over my house
What's it doing?
What's it doing?
What does it want?
I pinch myself
Spreadin' its feathers
Wants to use me to feather its nest

There's a big gray bird circling

Spreadin' its feathers
I hear screaming
What does it want?
Now it wants the rest
What do you think I am?
I'm not a louse
What's it doing?

'Round my house
Now it wants the rest
There's a big gray bird flying over my house
It's making a mistake, a big mistake
I'm not, I hear screaming

C'mon! Get it out now
There's a big bird over my house
It's swooping from the branch
What does it want?
Cuttin' out-flying
Swooping from the sky
What's it doing?

There's a big bird flying over my house
What's it doing?

Wants to use me to feather its nest
Wants to use me to feather its nest
What does it want?

Cuttin' out-flying
It's swooping from the branch
Big bird
I think I'm not dreaming
Circling round my house
What does it want?
What does it want?
Big bird

Big bird
What's it doing?
It's swooping from the sky
Circling round and round
Now it wants the rest
Now it wants the rest
Wants to use me to feather its nest
What's it doing?
C'mon! Get it out now
What's it doing?

And it looks like it's decided to stay