I'm your daytime waitress
Yes you did, yes you did
You know fashion frenzy
Yes you did, yes you did
Faster, faster thrill, thrill
I'm a pleasure seeker
Gets me higher and higher
I'm at the mall on a diet pill
I'm your daytime waitress
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
Oh honey, is it all about money?
Private property, hippie be quiet
Goin' up and down the escalator
Lookin' for the real thing
Chandalabra's in a Wonderbra
Oh, broke my heart
Faster, faster, can't get enough
And what is that horrible smell?
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
Dress barn runway, a real draw
Yes you did, yes you did
Movin' to the muzak
Now you've lost the real thing
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
And there’s too much sex
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
I'm a pleasure seeker
You kicked my heart
That lady? No
What the hell will I do with this stuff?
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
Faster, faster thrill, thrill
(Panic at the Funplex)
Is where we're all gonna meet
Gets me higher and higher
No will power and my wallet’s on fire
Faster, faster thrill, thrill
Hey lady, what?
The Taco Tiki Hut
Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill
Panic at the Funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
You blew me off and
What lady?
Misery at the Funplex
Here's your stupid 7-Up
Oh, broke my heart
At the Taco Tiki Hut
The world is goin' to hell
I'm a pleasure seeker
(Panic at the Funplex)
Panic at the Funplex
Oh, broke my heart
Fashion frenzy
Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot
Lookin' for some platinum action
Too much to do
It's time for a pill
(Panic at the Funplex)
No will power and my wallet’s on fire
Too much to do
