Faster, faster thrill, thrill
Faster, faster thrill, thrill
Faster, faster, can't get enough
I'm your daytime waitress
Oh, broke my heart
No will power and my wallet’s on fire
I'm a pleasure seeker
Too much to do
Movin' to the muzak
(Panic at the Funplex)
I'm at the mall on a diet pill
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
Panic at the Funplex
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill
And there’s too much sex
Lookin' for the real thing
Faster, faster thrill, thrill
What the hell will I do with this stuff?
Too much to do
You know fashion frenzy
The Taco Tiki Hut
The world is goin' to hell
Here's your stupid 7-Up
And what is that horrible smell?
I'm your daytime waitress
Fashion frenzy
Private property, hippie be quiet
Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot
At the Taco Tiki Hut
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
Oh, broke my heart
(Panic at the Funplex)
Oh, broke my heart
You blew me off and
(Panic at the Funplex)
Misery at the Funplex
It's time for a pill
Oh honey, is it all about money?
That lady? No
Gets me higher and higher
Dress barn runway, a real draw
I'm a pleasure seeker
No will power and my wallet’s on fire
You kicked my heart
Goin' up and down the escalator
What lady?
Now you've lost the real thing
Panic at the Funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex
I'm a pleasure seeker
Hey lady, what?
Chandalabra's in a Wonderbra
Yes you did, yes you did
Yes you did, yes you did
Yes you did, yes you did
Is where we're all gonna meet
Lookin' for some platinum action
Gets me higher and higher
