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And Another Thing About Christmas .......

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Track: Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
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Actually 2 things.


1. My son Alex is 8 going on 15. We had a great discussion about Santa Claus. He asked a fairly straight forward question; "How does Santa get all of those presents to everybody in 1 night?" At first I was caught speechless (yes, even me without a pithy comeback). What do you say? Employing the Socratic method I hit him with; "Well, how do you think he does it?" And from there we talked about time travel and it's effects on everything. Real... MORE

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Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs, Prepare To Be Boarded .....

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I thought today would never come. Today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day. Coincidently it is also my wife's Birthday (Happy B-day kid) So in the spirit of the day comment with your jokes and favorite pirate-isms and celebrate a hard life on the sea. Pirates are very near and dear to my heart. Having actually sailed on a government vessel that flew the Jolly Roger for 5 days I feel uniquely qualified to lead this charge. Some of my favorite words: Poodle fakin... MORE

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Blog post image preview Arrrr! Yarr! and Ahoy! me mateys. As it be the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I invite ye all to pillage yerself a bottle o' rum and raise it and sing along with this old pirate shanty. I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the CP line But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there And bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair" I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no... MORE


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