Third Rate Romance

She kept saying, "I've never really done
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
This kind of thing before, have you?"
They were old enough to scope it out

She didn't even have to pretend, she didn't know what for
They left the bar, they got in his car and they drove away
They both knew what they wanted
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
There was no need to talk about it
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
She said, "Give it to me and I'll unlock the door"

He went to the desk and made his request while she waited outside
She said, "You don't look like my type but I guess you'll do"
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
Talk was small when they talked at all
He said, "I'll even tell you that I love you if you want me to"

He came back with the key
He said, "Yes I have but only a time or two"
He was trying to keep his courage up by plying booze
And keep it loose
They drove to the Family Inn