Yo last time, caught it with this fresh-ass hooker
Nigga these days, I'm gettin' PJ's, on the freeways
I think I'll call her, we're talkin' on the phone for half an hour
A couple of brothers 'cause I don't know the kids before me"
Xzibit keep the hoes in check, so check
She gave me this look like she was puzzled or troubled
I'm a bomb like the stealth and hit way up above your wealth
Starin' at your chest and I can only guess
I said, for what it's worth, I'm the best on earth
This is how I roll it, I met her at a club last week
Only jockin' on a nigga with his name in lights
All I really wanna do
It was this fly ass freak, I didn't sleep, I got the digits
That's how it be when you play high post
'Cause all I wanna do is tap that ass and get ghost
I don't think I'm large so she didn't bust my bubble
Laid back, coolin' at the crib one day
The whole club was filled with the indo smoke
Lorenzo's, but anyway, them hoes was deep
I said, my name is big game all in her face
Straight to the bar, can I get a rum and coke?
I got up and then I washed my shit
Is tap that ass and get ghost with the cash
And the next move, you might think it's tasteless
It's the Liks baby, where your girlfriends at?
It's lovely, I get home, blaze up another drink
Kickin' fools off my turf since the day of my birth
You're trippin', dip into the streets to chill
We rip shows and hoes drop clothes backstage
Is tap that ass and get ghost with the cash
It's funny, the shit bitches do for money
Check you out, yeah you baby, up against the wall
Peep, E-Swift shoe em how we creep
All I really wanna do
I said, "Look hon, all I gots is blunts, forties
I had the latest fashion but my shit wasn't matchin'
We got to the place I started stuffin' my face
All I really wanna do
All I really wanna do
All I really wanna do
All I really wanna do
All I really wanna do
But I gave her a tip and got ghost with the waitress
Yo, it's the one and only who welp the bitches
I said, "I'm drunk, tired, hoe, for heaven's sake
She said, "Mmm, J-Ro yeah
Yeah, back to the shade, so I can get my lounge in effect
And roll up blunts at my leisure, I play like I believe her
She talkin' bout she ain't dressed I said, "Cool, I'm still comin' over"
So King Tee was baggin', the nigga Threat was braggin'
Yo shortay, you're lookin' kinda nice
In each and every position that you can ever put a bitch in
Is tap that ass 'fore the night is through
Lord have mercy, what's up under that Adidas dress
She said, they got thrown out tryin' to sneak in the back
'Bout his brand new, baby boo, fiendin' with the rag in
I get there, she's chillin' in some undies and a robe
Not a bid did I waste 'cause it was good to the taste
That's when I seen her, the freak from the diner
I didn't wanna get stuck so I said, "What the heck
Stick around and watch us rock the mic device
Now we on stage stop the mic from back-feedin'
Let's go to Larry Parker's for a burger and a shake"
No sweat, I'll go out and get 'em
I finally ask her, can a nigga come through?
Fuck it, the bitch with the tipple bitties and the boomin' bass
Is tap that ass 'fore the night is through
Hooked it up for Noid and Tash to get with 'em
An hour later I was breakin' her off
Alright bitch, word got her rings then I split
I never get frisked so I pack a forty-four
Is tap that ass 'fore the night is through
How she tellin' me she ain't no skeezer
Ice cold, forty down in the freezer
E-Swift was scratchin', Tash was hoe catchin'
All I really wanna do
Is tap that ass 'fore the night is through
The club reminded me of whylin' at the Bush back in the day
You felt the vibe when I tapped that ass
I was drunk as hell-est, I begin to bill for my pray
Of somethin' kinda stronger to make the funk last longer
Kept runnin' her mouth about what it last meant to her
Is tap that ass and get ghost with the cash
I got a pocket full of money, do you wanna help me spend it?
Can I get in your backfield like Cornelius Bennet?
Got the three hoes in the front row chillin'
Here's a dollar ten rum and coke, heavy on the alcohol
Just let me know the time and I'll be there"
Her name was Nina, or Tina, or was it Regina?
I'd rather kickback relax and play the shades real tight
Thinkin' they got me but yo they gettin' they-self
I left my money in the truck so won't you pick up the check?"
Digga B was in the front so he let me through the door