Signs

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
You ain't supposed to be here"
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
You can't watch, no you can't eat

So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
To put up a fence and keep me out or to keep mother nature in
And the sign says, "Everybody welcome, come in kneel down and pray
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Signs, signs everywhere, there's signs
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
Signs, signs everywhere, there's signs
Oh but say now, "Mister, can't you read?
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
To get inside", uuh
So I took off my hat I said, "Imagine that, huh me working for you"

So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat

Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind

I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine"
If God was here He'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner
And I didn't have a penny to pay
Oh, signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

And the sign says, "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
Eh, what gives you the right?
He said, "You look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do"

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And the sign says, "You gotta have a membership card