You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine"
Signs, signs everywhere, there's signs
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
And the sign says, "Everybody welcome, come in kneel down and pray
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Eh, what gives you the right?
And the sign says, "You gotta have a membership card
Signs, signs everywhere, there's signs
Oh, signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
And I didn't have a penny to pay
You ain't supposed to be here"
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
To put up a fence and keep me out or to keep mother nature in
To get inside", uuh
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
You can't watch, no you can't eat
If God was here He'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner
So I took off my hat I said, "Imagine that, huh me working for you"
And the sign says, "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
Oh but say now, "Mister, can't you read?
He said, "You look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do"
