You do a good job
No matter what you do
Workin' on the line
It's still the Catch-22
Heads they win, tails you lose
What a Catch-22!
Tell him you don't
And he's a lovesick pup
You're damned if you don't and even if you do
It's still a Catch-22
And watch it fall apart
You try to get together
It's all the same either way you choose
And never fall behind
Oh, it's a Catch-22
He starts backin' up
Well it ain't nothing new
Every time you turn around
It's all the same either way you choose
It's a Catch-22
You're damned if you don't and even if you do
Heads they win, tails you lose
The more the price goes down
But the more he raises
So your quota goes up
It's called a Catch-22
It's all the same either way you choose
Heads they win, tails you lose
Tell a man you love him
Over at the factory
Hey, I've been there too
You're damned if you don't and even if you do