I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
From television shepherds with living room sheep
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
I'll cut you in
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
Looking for virgin territory
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
And I pray, can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Can I be saved?
But I didn't know it was the Holy Land
Coat hanger halos, they don't come cheap
In porcelain Mary, her majesties pure
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I spent all my money on a future grave
But I didn't know it was the Holy Land
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
And I pray can I be saved?
On twenty percent of my future sin