For my journey to the wilder side of life
I've heard it said, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
I'll even learn to like the taste of whiskey
If you like 'em painted up powdered up then you ought to be glad
'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad
I'll change if it takes that to make you happy
I'm gonna be the swinging swinger you've ever had
Because your good girl's gonna go bad
I'll buy some brand new clothes and dress up fancy
So if that's the way you've wanted me to be
From now on you're gonna see a different me
'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad
In fact, you'll hardly recognize your wife
I'm gonna be the swinging swinger you've ever had
So I'm gonna make some changes in our home
Because your good girl's gonna go bad
If you like 'em painted up powdered up then you ought to be glad
But I see these are the things that bring you pleasure