For my journey to the wilder side of life
So if that's the way you've wanted me to be
I've heard it said, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
If you like 'em painted up, powdered up then you oughta be glad
Because your good girl's gonna go bad
I'm gonna be the swingin'est swinger you've ever had
Because your good girl's gonna go bad
But I see these are the things that bring you pleasure
'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad
If you like 'em painted up, powdered up, then you oughta be glad
From now on you're gonna see a different me
So I'm gonna make some changes in our home
In fact, you'll hardly recognize your wife
I'm gonna be the swingin'est swinger you've ever had
I'll even learn to like the taste of whiskey
'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad
I'll buy some brand new clothes and dress up fancy
I'll change if it takes that to make you happy