I'm gonna be the swingin'est swinger you've ever had
I'm gonna be the swingin'est swinger you've ever had
From now on you're gonna see a different me
'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad
If you like 'em painted up, powdered up, then you oughta be glad
Because your good girl's gonna go bad
In fact, you'll hardly recognize your wife
I'll buy some brand new clothes and dress up fancy
'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad
So if that's the way you've wanted me to be
Because your good girl's gonna go bad
But I see these are the things that bring you pleasure
So I'm gonna make some changes in our home
If you like 'em painted up, powdered up then you oughta be glad
I've heard it said, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
I'll change if it takes that to make you happy
For my journey to the wilder side of life
I'll even learn to like the taste of whiskey
