Kids Say the Darndest Things

Or the little songs they sing
"Don't you call me here no more"
Have you ever listened close to the games they play

You never know what they learn at school
One rushed through the door
Bet my daddy can whip your daddy
My first grader just said a four letter word
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
And it sure wasn't love
Kids say the darndest things
Or the little songs they sing
But daddy's never home
"I wanna divorce", Now where did she hear that
Kids say the darndest things

Last night as I watched TV
And wearing my old hat
Or the little songs they sing

'Cause she cried all night long
Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone
Last night dressed up in a high heel shoes

Or the little songs they sing
Or what they're thinking of
Kids say the darndest things
My four year old said
Or the little songs they sing

Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Kids say the darndest things
And I think mommy's worried 'bout him