D-I-V-O-R-C-E

But the words we're hiding from him now

I spell out all the hurtin' words and turn my head when I speak
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me
Or his 5th Birthday and he thinks C-U-S-T-O-D-Y spells fun or play
Tear the heart right out of me
Watch him smile, he thinks it's Christmas
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E
'Cause I can't spell away this hurt that's drippin' down my cheek
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today

Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away