Kids Say the Darndest Things

Bet my daddy can whip your daddy
Last night as I watched TV
And wearing my old hat
Or the little songs they sing
Kids say the darndest things
And I think mommy's worried 'bout him
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Have you ever listened close to the games they play

And it sure wasn't love
One rushed through the door

Or what they're thinking of
Kids say the darndest things
'Cause she cried all night long

Or the little songs they sing

Kids say the darndest things
My first grader just said a four letter word
But daddy's never home
"Don't you call me here no more"
Kids say the darndest things
Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone

You never know what they learn at school

My four year old said

Or the little songs they sing
Last night dressed up in a high heel shoes
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
"I wanna divorce", Now where did she hear that
Or the little songs they sing

Or the little songs they sing
Have you ever listened close to the games they play