TLC up in the house, Crazy Sexy Cool
I don't really, really know, check my flow
And bam, in through the door she struts
Sittin' pretty in dat hot pink suit
It's the lovely T-Boz with the ill haircut
Speakin' of which, you know how I troop
Late Thursday night playin' ball at run and shoot
It's all good but I heard it was a hood
I see my girl Chilli in her Lexus Coupe
My man Al B. Sure, 'He's In Effect Mode'
It's like that y'all, my name's Malik the Phife from freak
It's not like honey dip would wanna get wit me
It's on the M I C R O P H O N E, I rule
It's like that y'all, my name's Malik the Phife from freak
But just in case I own more condoms than TLC
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue
But Left Eye's the dime piece, yeah you know
