Investigate the scene
You could save her from her passion
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
Keep her body in check
Upon her belly and her throat
Go running down the alley
You could be the detective
Keep the holster at your hip
You could give a girl a thrill
You could be the priest
With a question on your lip
If you were in my movie
Explaining to the jury
If you were in my movie
That you hadn't done anything yet
Small black bag
If you were in my movie
White collar at the neck
If you were in my movie
You could lay your diagnostic hand
If you were in my movie
And a big black coat
You could sit behind the desk
Man with the cigarette
To the woman
If you were in my movie
Examine her for motive
If you were in my movie
Long black frock
Double-breasted pinstriped
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
With a double-crossing blond
If you were in my movie
You could be the gangster
I'd have you make a house call
In the ever present danger
You could come to the confession
