But I can see, it makes no sense at all
Well, you started out with nothing
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
I got the feeling that something ain't right
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place
Stuck in the middle with you
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Trying to make some sense of it all
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
