Stuck in the Middle with You [*]

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Trying to make some sense of it all

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'

But I can see, it makes no sense at all
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"
Stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started out with nothing
I got the feeling that something ain't right
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place

Well, you started out with nothing
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you