Mario man
For a holiday
Mario man
Mario man
It fits wonderfully
Mario man
Then they took me to a surgeon
Zap, zap
Wham, wham
Says the Mario man today
That's where she caught the virus
Mario man
I flew home alone
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man
Oh, lucky me
And fell apart one day
We honeymooned in Cyprus
Struggling in a vortex
So I bought myself a chip pan
The village idiots daughter
I married at the altar
Mario man
Mario man
Mario man
Lost on penalties
Mario man
They stitched me up in Everton
With my jacket made of Gore-tex
Mario man
Mario man
(He's played so hard, he's got blisters on his fingers)