But before we go on there's something I must mention
You hear what I'm saying?
I was in meditation and prayer last night
"Send me your money," that's what he said
Whose gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker?
He ain't no prophet, he ain't healer
"Send me your money"
'Cause you can't put a price on a miracle
Now dig in deep, dig real deep into your pocket
Send me your money"
He said to "Send me your money"
Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
I was awakened by a shining bright light
Overhead a glorious spirit
We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them
We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
But if you want to see heaven's door
Make out a check for five hundred or more
Now take them on home Brother Clark, send me your money
"Send me your money"
Send me your money
Do you hear what I said?
He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer
'Cause it makes me feel so good to watch my profits rocket
I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket
We'll have a sermon and a wonderful recital
Now if you can only send a dollar or two
I want you to make it hurt, we'll take cash, we'll take checks
There ain't a hell of a lot I can do for you
See my momma, she didn't raise no fool
An important message I must bring to your attention
His only god is the almighty dollar
He gave me a message and you all need to hear it
Send me your money
Now give me some bass, umm, yeah, that's how he likes it
So whose gonna be the next king of the fakers
Now give me some silence, for all you sinners
Send it, you got to send it
Now give me some bass, yea that was funky
But to me it is the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce
Send me your money
How much you give is your own choice
Welcome to the Church of Suicidal
"Send it, send it
