Even though he now takes it in the behind
If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get layin'
That's when things got out of control
A double chin and a plastic smile
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
The judge knew that he was full of shit
And they left and got into his car, in they drove away some place for far
He screamed,"She lies, that little slut"
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
Went to the phone and filed the police report
One drink turned into three or four
He finished up and he started the car
She heard a noise and she looked through the door
And then she took the guy's ass to court
Had a drink about an hour ago
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
He turned around and drove back to the bar
The next day she went to her drawer
Sitting in a corner by herself
Come on babe it's your lucky day
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
The moral of the date rape story
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
Come on baby don't be afraid
She didn't want to
She said,"Let's go", he said,"No way"
In a bar in downtown hell
And she said,"Wait a minute I have to think"
Date rape
Come on party people, won't you listen to me?
My brand new car is parked right outside
And now his hearted is filled with tears
And saw a man she never seen before
She didn't want to
And he gave him twenty five years
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
Looked up her local attorney at law
She didn't want to, he had his way
It does not pay to be drunk and horny
That night in jail, it was getting late
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
He said,"That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?"
But that's the way it had to be
Light skin, light blue eyes
Date rape style E
She didn't want to
Now babe the time has come
That's when things got out of control
And she said,"If we could only please be on our way, I will not run"
Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
In my opinion you weren't half bad"
They locked him up and threw away the key
Even though he now takes it in the behind
He said,"Now baby don't be sad
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
How'd you like to have a little fun?
An' how'd you like to go for a ride?
He was butt raped by a large inmate and he screamed
