It does not pay to be drunk and horny
How'd you like to have a little fun?
In my opinion you weren't half bad"
She didn't want to
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
And then she took the guy's ass to court
Had a drink about an hour ago
Come on baby don't be afraid
She heard a noise and she looked through the door
He screamed,"She lies, that little slut"
In a bar in downtown hell
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
Come on babe it's your lucky day
Went to the phone and filed the police report
Even though he now takes it in the behind
A double chin and a plastic smile
And saw a man she never seen before
An' how'd you like to go for a ride?
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
Looked up her local attorney at law
Date rape
Sitting in a corner by herself
That night in jail, it was getting late
The next day she went to her drawer
She didn't want to
The judge knew that he was full of shit
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
The moral of the date rape story
And now his hearted is filled with tears
If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get layin'
He was butt raped by a large inmate and he screamed
Now babe the time has come
And she said,"If we could only please be on our way, I will not run"
One drink turned into three or four
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge
Light skin, light blue eyes
She said,"Let's go", he said,"No way"
Come on party people, won't you listen to me?
My brand new car is parked right outside
That's when things got out of control
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
She didn't want to, he had his way
And they left and got into his car, in they drove away some place for far
They locked him up and threw away the key
Date rape style E
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
She didn't want to
He finished up and he started the car
They locked him up and threw away the key
He turned around and drove back to the bar
But that's the way it had to be
Even though he now takes it in the behind
That's when things got out of control
He said,"That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?"
Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
But that's the way it had to be
He said,"Now baby don't be sad
And he gave him twenty five years
And she said,"Wait a minute I have to think"
