I'm staring you down, creepy jackalope
I'm staring you down, creepy jackalope eye
Fresh out of minimum wage
The mighty jackalope, yeah
I know the need to hope
But if you stop and you stare
And a regular guy
It's right in front of my face
Is it so hard to believe
Just a big ball of gas
Many things in this life
And see they're no big deal
And I'm staring down, creepy jackalope
Or the one on the stage
But the truth is always in place
Is it so hard to imagine
Well how 'bout Adam and Eve?
Like the stars in the sky
And I'm staring you down, creepy jackalope eye
Something so far fetched
'Til you get up close
I know you gotta have faith
I got a jackalope face, I'm a jackalope guy
Freaky jackalope eye, creepy jackalope eye
In a jackalope space, on a jackalope high
I'm related to a deer
Are not what they appear
Something so outrageous
Yeah, I look like a hare
And I'm staring you down, creepy jackalope eye
In a jackalope space, on a jackalope high
Things can seem so amazing
