Too many sandwiches and wine
The bride and groom, they dance that dance
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
Sherry stains down your best man's tie, what a speech
And that's just tonight
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The singer's tongues in the barmaid's mouth, what a voice
Ha, grandpa drank a drop or two
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, the barmaid smiles
Heads still sunk in the portaloo again
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
And that's just tonight
The bride and groom, they dance that dance
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs
Grandpa drank a drop or two
The band's too loud, they're off downstairs, what a noise
The band arrives, the granny's cry
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The singer mimes, there's still a chance, tonight
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
