With a transistor and a large sum of money to spend
Do you take me for a fool? Do you think that I don't see?
You fellah, you tearin' up the street
Bad sneakers and a pina colada, my friend
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City
I feel like I'm so alone, honey, when they gonna send me home?
Yes, I'm goin' insane and I'm laughin' at the frozen rain
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City
With a transistor and a large sum of money to spend
You wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat?
Bad sneakers and a pina colada, my friend
And I'm so alone, honey, when they gonna send me home?
Bad sneakers and the pina colada, my friend
That ditch out in the valley, that they're diggin' just for me
You know, goin' insane, yes, I'm laughin' at the frozen rain
Yes, I'm goin' insane, you know I'm laughin' at the frozen rain
Well, I'm so alone, honey, when they gonna send me home?
And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City
I can see the ladies talkin', how the times are gettin' hard
