Stuck in the Middle With You

Slap you on the back and say, “Please, please”
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
I’m so scared, in case I fall off my chair

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
And your friends, they all come crawlin’
I got the feeling that something ain’t right
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs
Stuck in the middle with you
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

Well, you started out with nothing
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, I don't think that I can take anymore
But I can see it makes no sense at all
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man
Yeah, I don’t know why I came here tonight
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face
And I’m wondering what it is I should do

Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you

I’m so scared, in case I fall off my chair
Trying to make some sense of it all
Well, you started off with nothing
And your friends, they all come crawlin’
Slap you on the back and say, “Please, please”