I fancy this, I fancy that
And I give the dog a bone
She doesn't mind the language
And he wakes to find the fire's dead
There's a couple of likely lads
I ask her lots of questions
And everybody tells me
She likes to go to discos
I've been posing down the pub
I've forgotten what I've had
And she hangs on to the wall
And I spend a little cash
It's the beating she don't need
And arrows in his hats
I said, "I'll see you later"
I give a little muscle
She is tied against the tree
It's cool for cats
Cool for cats
On seeing my reflection
And by the time I'm sober
They're cool for cats
When the Corporal is asleep
It's funny how their missus'
And they're very cool for cats
And then I take her home
'Cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains
In a shed up at Heathrow
I'm invited in for coffee
When it's cool for cats
But it's not like that on the TV
And Davy Crockett rides around
And I think I've got a pull
In and out of Wandsworth
Always look the bleeding same
It's cool for cats
The cowboys take positions
She let's loose all the horses
Shake up at the disco
With the numbers on their names
Who swear like how's your father
But she's never on her own
The Sweeney's doing ninety
I'm looking slightly rough
But all I get is bitter
And meanwhile at the station
The squaw is with the Corporal
And a nasty little rash
They're counting out the fivers
When the handcuffs lock again
That it's cool to be a cat
I wanna be so flash
To change the mood a little
And says it's cool for cats
In the bushes and the grass
And I give her some old chat
I kiss her for the first time
