Sneakin' up from behind, binds and gags my wits
Dirty creature of habit, little horror here to stay
He said one slip, you're dead, ha
Dirty creature's got me at a disadvantage from the inside
I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight
Anyone in his right mind would tell it to go away
Dirty creatures got me at a disadvantage from the inside
Dirty creature knows my type, found it in a magazine
He's seen the look of fear before splattered all over the screen
I don't wanna set sail for the middle of nowhere tonight
Even as we speak the dirty creature springs a nasty surprise
The creature don't mess around, I don't wanna mess with him
Taniwha is waiting for me just below the surface so bright, yeah
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail
But the river of dread runs deep, full of unspeakable things
I'm rooted to the spot, the beast don't know when to stop
I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail
The animal magnet thug draws me out of myself
I need a dragon-slayer who can save me from myself
I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight
Dirty creature got my head exactly where he wants it
It's probably gonna pick my brain, got me in a vice-like grip
Tentacles on the brain keep me from falling asleep