They're cool and they know it
Wack wack wacky wacky women
Wack wack wacky wacky women
Medic, medic, medic, medic
I'm bananas over
Show compassion you honor
Order in the court and here's the charges
Wack wack wacky wacky women
Right before I sing I'm gonna make a muscle
How do you plead, quit making muscles
Wack wack wacky wacky women
Hello, everybody, this is Russel
Wack wack wacky wacky women
I'm bananas over
Have mercy you honor
Guilty, guilty
Don't take me away from them
Don't take me away from them
There goes my athletics
Now that's out of my system
Under the influence of wacky women
All they like is sex and sitcoms
Here's some McFcnchen wisdom
Wack wack wacky wacky women
Try to be suave, they'll kick you in the bonbons
My feelings are genuine
Don't drool or you'll blow it
Wack wack wacky wacky women