One Hundred Things You Should Have Done in Bed

If she could be here all the time, it would kill me
When you come, could you please bring a knife

100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try
A 100 things you should have done in bed

But you never got the chance to try them
And cut me down?
I'm drained and I'm dry and I'm sore, it's not that bad
But you never got the chance to try them
But you never got the chance to try them

A 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
At least the dog has a smile on its face most of the time
'Cause she is larger than life and I'm frightened
A 100 things you should have done in bed
A 100 things you should have done in bed
I think I've been broken in two and I can't scream
100 things you should have done in bed