An alpha-davit in the Game Court
About a multi-million dollar Crip
Crossing state and county lines
An alpha-davit in the Game Court
The anti-player has filed and submitted
With the intent to pimp the system
For 227 counts of flexing his G's, popping his P's
The anti-player has filed and submitted
And shook up, like a pair of dice
With trumped up charges against my client
And with this in mind, I'm gonna ask the Game Court
Dotting his I's and crossing his T's
Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather
His game is as sharp as a mosquito's needle
And you will see that ever since Snoopy was a pup
Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather
And leaving these super-sap suckers
Who's got the mind of a bid'ness man, the heart of a tyrant
And the tongue of a mack, I said
So all you jerks with them eleven dollar words
An alpha-davit in the Game Court
He's a five-star guerilla Crip with bars and stars
Charging my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather
For distributing and manufacturing game
His tail was straight up, ready to shake rattle and roll
And charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension
Bring him before twelve G's and open up his files
From the million dollar mouthpiece
With trumped up charges against my client
Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather
Discombobulated and confused
While you suckers is lookin' for stripes
For 357 counts of verbal and reckless endangerment
Comin' out of your two dollar mouth
