We're getting nowhere
If we all drive 25
The guy sitting in the car in front of you
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
We'll get to heaven on time
Ask him to pass it along too
We'll get to heaven on time
If we all drive 105
I've got a chainsaw for a mouth
If we all drive 25
And if you see my window rolling down
If we all drive 75
Then we realize what's on the other side
But everything would be alright
We'll get there faster
If we all drive 105
And I'll just take a look around
To cut you down to size
And everybody's actin' like a clown
Hey, you in the car in front of me
We're going the way of the dinosaur
My windshield is a movie screen
We'll get there faster
Ask him to pass it along too
Hey, you in the car in front of me
If we all drive 75
Bumper to bumper grumps
I'm heading on home to my TV set
With our TV dinner eyes
If we all drive 75
Hey, you in the car in front of me
We're getting nowhere
And in the end zone we see a couch
If we all drive 105
We'll get there faster
We're getting nowhere
If we all drive 105
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
They'll make petrol out of us next time
We're getting nowhere
The guy sitting in the car in front of you
If we all drive 25
We'll get there faster
If this coffin I'm in, was a kite
If we all drive 25
But I won't let it get me down
I'm glad Sopranos are on Sunday night
Ask him to pass it along too
And it's no wonder why we come undone
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
We'll get to heaven on time
The guy sitting in the car in front of you
If we all drive 75
All waiting to get over the hump