The guy sitting in the car in front of you
If we all drive 75
If we all drive 75
We'll get to heaven on time
We're getting nowhere
We'll get there faster
But everything would be alright
If we all drive 105
Hey, you in the car in front of me
If this coffin I'm in, was a kite
They'll make petrol out of us next time
If we all drive 105
The guy sitting in the car in front of you
If we all drive 25
I'm glad Sopranos are on Sunday night
And it's no wonder why we come undone
And if you see my window rolling down
And in the end zone we see a couch
If we all drive 75
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
Ask him to pass it along too
If we all drive 25
Hey, you in the car in front of me
If we all drive 25
Then we realize what's on the other side
But I won't let it get me down
If we all drive 105
If we all drive 75
We'll get there faster
With our TV dinner eyes
Bumper to bumper grumps
We'll get there faster
And I'll just take a look around
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
We're getting nowhere
The guy sitting in the car in front of you
If we all drive 25
Ask him to pass it along too
We're going the way of the dinosaur
I've got a chainsaw for a mouth
And everybody's actin' like a clown
I got a message for you, could you pass it on to
If we all drive 105
I'm heading on home to my TV set
We're getting nowhere
We'll get to heaven on time
We're getting nowhere
My windshield is a movie screen
To cut you down to size
Hey, you in the car in front of me
We'll get there faster
Ask him to pass it along too
We'll get to heaven on time
All waiting to get over the hump