Your honey sweety darling baby everything
From here on out my pet name would be X
It used to be sugar then it turned into salt
Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking drunk
Just when he thought everything was going his way
You used to call me Schnookums and shit like that
Proper Pie, no X
Just when I thought everything would be alright
He'll look at that cloud that he's standing on
That said I would no longer be your love boat
From here on out his pet name would be X
Sweety Pie, no X
You used to call me names too cute to repeat
You'll probably disregard him like a broken toy
Lying naked in a hail storm in the dark
Now you're after me screaming,"You dirty rat!"
You're my little tornado and I am your trailer park
Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit like that
Your X, your X, your X
I used to rock your world now, I'm standing on a fault line
Just when he started to believe that everything was hunky dory
Failing fast, lying ass, worthless punk
You used to call me Sweety Pie and Baby Doll
He'll notice
You left me with nothing but a scribbled note
Now you're after me, with a baseball bat
Now I'm just straight up history man
I guess another studs kicking in my stall
So why is it you're calling me, Mr. Deranged?
Remember when I used to be your jellybean
You'll probably call him Superman or Loverboy
And with an itsy, bitsy, tiny little, almost inaudible squeak
Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sight
Crashing back down to reality
Honey Bunch, no X
Out came the cloud from under my feet
You used to call me Pumpkin now, I'm Halloween
It's gone
I remember when I used to be the king
I don't remember applying for a name change
Your X, your X, your X
Like Honey Bunch, Hairy Bear and Piccolo Peet
I used to be your tall dark mystery man
