She said we was runnin' a flop house full of thieves and thugs
After all this is the neighborly way
She has sent them packin' and runnin' scared
Phone call from my whiny neighbor
She says that these punks must go
No more music, no more fun
Don't even hide the dog
No more flop house, no more fun
The yard is littered with bottles and cans, skateboards and bikes
For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
Shooting cans with baby's guns
How much more does she think we will pay?
The lawn is dead, dogs and cats are stinkin' everywhere
In thirty days we'll get the old heave ho
But I'd have a strategy and catch them when the rent is late
Neighbor called my landlord, it was a Sunday afternoon
And all the other bills are overdue
Church mice at St. Leos down my street have moved so far away
Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bored I'll understand
She said that we had crazy parties every night
Musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs
I've got a whiny neighbor, I've got a whiny neighbor
Barbecues in the sun
Neighbor called my landlord, she said we didn't care
I've got a whiny neighbor, I've got a whiny neighbor
She's got us tiptoein' around in fear
I'll come home and razz my neighbors too
I can't even watch TV or sneeze or fart, can't even breathe
How much more does she think we will take?
I've got a whiny neighbor, I've got a whiny neighbor
She says these punks have to go
Or put the bong away
I've got a whiny neighbor, I've got a whiny neighbor
So she got bent, she raised the rent, said it would only take one more
What's up with my neighbor? What's it gonna take to get a break?
She didn't get bent, didn't raise the rent, we only got a note
Barbecues in the sun
We don't want to live here anyway
If she would have come to talked it over and wasn't a lazy cow
I think we're gonna get the old heave ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
We were listenin' to Louis Prima and drinkin' Meisterbrau
Phone call from my whiny neighbor
Maybe someday when I'm jaded, nine to five at a job I hate
I've got a whiny neighbor, I've got a whiny neighbor
I've got a whiny neighbor, I've got a whiny neighbor
Why my neighbors make me feel like Hell
She says that these punks must go
I think were gonna get the old heave ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
No more music, no more fun
She couldn't hear the TV set, we were havin' a barbecue
So she got bent, she raised the rent, said it would only take one more
