Start buying all your Louie in the hood
'Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the
The crack pipe.'
'Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby.'
Baby girls Louie started fadin'
But you're drunk and you just got paid
Buyin' much gear for the feet
What's up with the bootleg music?
That's right, tell em homeys
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
So we jet, to the boulevard fast
Mary Pong is about to get jacked
Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout
Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets
'What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
She says 'I wanna make your girlfriend look good'
Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue
They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch
Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
Now she's tryin' to take it back
Straight.'
Mary Pong said you're the one
Dope '
Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash
Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break
Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme
So you bought the gear, little Mary says 'See ya'
Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on
Number 2 for
Right here baby
What you need?
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold
'Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?'
Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes
But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'
You don't know jack about this Louie
Little did you know it was 'Made in Korea?'
Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass
Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet
Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs
But at the swap meet you don't pay tax
But she bought it, cost about three hun
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
You're saggin', droop like a bawla
She had a stack of big bootleg racks
'Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm
Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
Through cazelley's she peeks
Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her
A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep
Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal
The whole swap meet went crazy
The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'
Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on
Like that, I'm outta there
Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
Cause when a customer tries to intimidate
And your sprung, on the two for one
Mary Pong pulls a .38
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
'Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler.'
She's strapped an' she's ready to bust
But the swap meet don't play that
Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me?
She ain't about to get bum rushed
Louie, baby
'Excuse me, I'd like to buy some.'
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet
What you need?
Me and Attitude creeped like snakes
So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
That's right, tell em homeys
Fake Louie at the swap meet, son
The couple got sprung and the wife want some
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
The hat mighta had a L V on the back
Right here baby
But at the swap meet that ain't jack
'You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth
If that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise.'
Now you know brown Louie is played
'Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are?
Louie Vee hat with the diamonds
In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
Little Mary Pong is RAW
M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!'
When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's
But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots
Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
