Sprung on the Cat

'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
Room deuce, deuce, deuce and it's time to get loose
Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots
And Dave starts getting that itch

It'll get ya
I dipped in the juice
A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie

Maharaji over there all quiet
Go down to the beach see the girls in bikini's
But the honey gets runny when the money's funny

And dave wants to make a little wish
So what's up with the Rolls
If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat the cat
He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down
Of his big black Cadillac
Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
Checked the registration and the Rolls was stole
Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
She had a black corniche Rolls Royce
So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
Now i'm checkin' out the body
I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat
But them drinks ain't cheap out there son
He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette
Attitude, be straight with me man
And Dave was treatin' and the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'
Brothers should I preach? Awreit, back to the beach
How 'bout attitude adjuster
Then along came a girl named Joyce

I'm cruisin' Incognito 850I
Cat on me two weeks ago
At the stop sign she did something with her tongue

You done fell in love with the cat
Two hundred dollars worth of fish
But Dave wasn't listening to me
All three of them jumped in the car
You mean she did put that cat on you, you're talkin' to

Sprung on the cat, sprung on the cat
I ain't dissin' 'cause UPS pays money

This hotty gotta body an' I wanna get naughty

But now we're being messed over
Better come on an' get wit' dis

And don't say I didn't warn ya
Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat
Her cat was calling me and I started rolling slowly
I said, "Now we're being messed over"
Thick, walkin' with a natural switch
But Dave wants to get around
With the smoked out windows
'Cause he took her to the mall
So she pulls up into Texaco
Followed her to the motel
'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like mix don't slip
Put the top down on the 'vette
She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda

'Cause he was sprung on the cat

Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'
A OG from the hood went down to the beach
But in the end another fool got Jack
Meow, meow, the cat will get ya, if you let it get wit' ya
When it comes to girls I done seen it all
You know what I'm talking about the cat

Play BBD and said do me
You know a 'vettes only got two seats
An' I'm thinkin', I'm raw
Some brothers wanna spend alotta money, just to get a little honey
Yes, motel, I'm too cheap for a hotel
Oh, that's the wrong move, black you must be sprung on the cat
Hit the south side of Seattle lookin' for sex
Yo, P.I.B, I know you eatin' somethin'
And boom, there it is three freaks
At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat
There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette
Pulled up to the bumper 'cause I wants to thump her
But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys
Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?
Had a job at the UPS
Later that night, Yolanda got busy in the back
And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls
The next day, the OG wasn't playin' no ball
Old girl named Joyce tried to put that
Buyin' everything from skirts to boots
Sprung on the cat, sprung on the cat
I think it's critical mass

Sprung on the cat, check it out
Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat
But his game was weak, met a sweet thing named Yolanda
Could mix be sprung?
But pretty soon the cat's gonna tag him
Sprung on the cat, sprung on the cat
Wonder why you don't see me
But I ain't sprung on the cat
Critical mass be suckin' on that cat