He spends twenty pounds a week on drinking and cigarettes
What are you looking for, average man?
Everyday he works seventeen hours
What are you looking for, average man?
But every man says he will give up one day
And he is unhappy with his general appearance
What are you looking for, average man?
The average man is living for tomorrow
What are you looking for, average man?
And he will be unfaithful at least three times
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
Watching moving images on TV everyday
And he will fall in love at least two times in his life
Works hard for three-two-six days of the year
And will spend over three thousand hours shaving in the mirror
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
He has a face but he sometimes dreams of a better one
One day he'll come home and shoot both children
And the neighbors said he was an average man
He's overweight but he's working on losing some
What are you looking for, average man?
Co, co, the average man
What are you looking for, average man?
I saw on TV 'bout this man from old Birmingham
He cared to face the limitations today
For a two week holiday
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
What are you looking for, average man?
The average man will spend three hours
What are you looking for, average man?
He loves his wife but he sometimes dreams of a better one
Co, co, the average man, co, co
Co, co, the average man, co, co
The average man of the street is mad on Streep
