And the Thundercats are on
You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughin'
Sent you home and said, he’d pick you up at five
I can’ believe the doctor said, he’d leave those BB’s in your head
You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
He threw his hammer at your head
Thought you said those breaks of yours would last
Organizing closets until dawn
Now Scotty’s knife is in your hand
Ninety-seven stitches and a cast
You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
Last night you think, you might have left your money there
You’re hallucinating in the heat
But I think he said, he thought you shouldn’t drive
It’s lovely how she’s always finding things to do
Hasn’t been to bed now for a week or two
You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
Brandy danced for you and all your friends
[Incomprehensible] contacts in the sand
Good mornin' now your keys are gone
The paper’s here, it says it’s over, kiss your mom
You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
Now go before somebody drops a house on you
Jordan got so mad [incomprehensible]
Keep on playin' maybe it’ll happen dear
Crystal was an unsuccessful blond
Sixty absent days but what you gonna do
