Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
I need to relax and watch TV
My hair went flat, man I hate that
I need to relax and watch TV
I realized I forgot my purse
Pour me a cold one and oh by the way
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
And fix me up my favorite treat
It sure don't stimulate my brain
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
I broke a nail opening the mail
With all this stress I must confess
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
And fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, now honey, I'm home
And hey, honey, I'm on my way
This job's a pain, it's so mundane
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
This job ain't worth the pay
Get off the phone give the dog a bone
My pantyliner shows got a run in my hose
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
I need to relax and watch TV
Can't wait till the end of the day
Oh, rub my neck will you, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, now honey, I'm home
Hey, hey, now honey I'm home
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Hey, hey, hey, hey
This job ain't worth the pay
And hey, honey, I'm on my way
Can't wait till the end of the day
And fix me up my favorite treat
This could be worse than P M S
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Pour me a cold one and oh by the way
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
And rub my feet, gimme something to eat
