Fi get rid of mi burthen
You tell the bartender, "Give her a Heineken"
A pay for punker can down buck all pin
You go a dancehall and walk up on the whole of them
Hello, hello, me ask Peter Pott, I say
'Cau me notice from where the pure ugly gal may a get
Ugly gal you now go away
Ugly gal you now go away
A whole heap of lyrics, don't want kill her with arguments
Well, ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Becau me naw look unno
Move Dorothy do not get me upset
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Fi get rid of mi burt
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away
When they hear wrong number, loaded gun, ha
Ugly gal a take set
Woman now a days, no give no man respect
How she look upon mi face and see mi look desperate
When you tell her you're yored, comfortable and relaxed
When I rub up on keen tear to them
You have the wrong number, this is a laundromat
Check the pretty gal, a big genii them
Ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Get a pretty gal a the hardest thing
Becau me naw look unno, watch it
Becau me naw look unno
When I rub up on keen tear to them
Becau me naw look unno, watch it
Aw, this is original dogamuffin Shagsman
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ay pretty gal, I man play hard fi get
Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ugly gal you now go away
Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg, watch it
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Say she name Jennifer when she know she name Pat
Well, ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do
Them the gal know what is with the goddamn act
Ugly gal you now go away
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Fi get rid of mi burthen
And one pretty gal out walk with ten ugly friend
Me no know why do me so make ugly gal a tek set
Some of them a tell you lie and take you fi idiot
Ugly gal you now go away
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Hmmm ni ni ni ni nay, yea Sangria problem
Aw, this is original dogamuffin Shagsman
But she no want it, look back, will you buy one fi the friend
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
A guy I love the number and a woman answer then
Or call man dog and take man fi puppet
Becau me naw look unno
I bet you any money before the night end
When you call them name, them a turn them back
She whispered inna your ears and said, "I have a boyfriend"
Ugly gal you now go away
Watch this
Becau me naw look unno
Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Becau me naw look unno
Take the telephone, now ready fi go call Pott
Me no know weh am ya gon' do
Ay pretty gal, I man play hard fi get
Sit down pon the chair and cock your foot pon the hassock
Make me love mi pants foot 'cause nice me start make
Becau me naw look unno, watch it
Ready fi the phone number, fi sure I buy your friend
You want the pretty gal, but you no want the ugly friend
Fi get rid of mi burthen
'Cau me no know weh am ya gon' do
Tyra sign deh pon mi mark, Mounty tek set
Nine outta ten you well now pay the ugly friend
Watch this, watch this, watch this
Ugly gal you now go away
Ugly gal you now go away
When you aks them name them talk 'bout them fi cut
Well, me no know weh am ya gon
Well, ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
