Forgot my key and had to ring my bell
'Cause, tonight I wanna be your lover
Let me tell ya a little tale about Peter the Pimp
It was Saturday Night and I was feelin kinda funny
Shirt ripped off, drawers down to my knees
They were 2 dollar bitches and he only had a penny
I had to put the big, big bitch in check
But the super bad bitch lookin back at me
Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
My mom fucked up the room
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
Cheeba Cheeba
Step by step with a hint of fear
I said, "Ya come a little closer and ya will get shot
Looked a little closer and I knew it was gag
Wait momma, wait, it's me ya little son
Sayin, "Yo Schoolly Schooll, what time is it?"
Got kinda a high and a kinda drunk
He lit up his cheeba and they both took a toke
Went to the corner, man who did I see?
What I thought was a girl was nothin but a fag
Gold around my neck, pockets full of money
Put back your gun, put down your brew
The poor little spider, he couldn't score any
"I know who you are, but who the hell is that?"
Smokin' a Lacy in each and every hand
So I said, "Hey baby is you on the pill?
Yeah, it's that Cheeba Cheeba
I really don't know, she got into the car
Just one thing I forgot to buy a rubber"
The judge said, "Boy, relax and have a beer
Yeah Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
Before I knew it up came my boys
It's the killer, it's the filler, it's the thing that you need
So I kicked the ass of this little punk
Wait momma, wait momma, wait, wait, please
Sucka MCed, tried to cop a limp
Bitch turned around, all she said was, "What?"
It's the killer, it's the filler, it's the thing that you need
Some call it Cheeba, some call it weed
My momma came dressed, she said, "Who the hell?"
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
Rode around town in a couple of cars
I said, "Fly lady man, you got a big butt"
Just don't come in my face and ask me why
Got gagged by the man tryin to stick up a bar
Noisy as hell and drunk as shit
I said, "My name is Schoolly baby, I'm down with the Shores"
I turned around man, this bitch was fat
Shoulda seen the boy rappin to the cow
And said, "Yo, what's up with that, bitch?"
Momma busted in with a fucked up scene
Wait a little while then we snuk upstairs
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
But then down the road came Mary and her lambs
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
But you know how mothers are, she wanted to ill
He said, "I had some Cheeba Cheeba, cocaine and some wine."
I musta picked her up when I left the bar
Cheeba Cheeba ya'll
Yeah it's that cheeba cheeba makin 'em feel like that
Some call it Cheeba, some call it weed
Ya know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill
The cow got high and the boy got by
Smokin a J and scratchin' the itch
We got into my room, bitch started to scream
He rapped so hard that the nigga saw smoke
Oh yeah, them wild Saturday Nights
I'm sober anyway, I don't need no cock."
You won't be doin shit for the next ten years."
Everybody rappin but they don't know how
The judge said, "Boy, what was on your mind?"
The bitch jumped up with no respect
