You'll always keep the magic, the tender love and care
And let me watch my soap
I will feel no pain
And when we're tired of the city and we find a country home
And you'll be strong and you'll turn me on
And when I give birth to our children
You'll always be as handsome
What if I'm right?
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
There's nothing I want more
On you I can depend
And you'll bring me flowers and you'll bring the showers
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be true and be faithful too
You'll cover me in diamonds
With roses 'round the door
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
It won't be an uphill struggle
You'll be my sympathetic lover and you won't steal the covers
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
And you'll always tape the football
And your weight will never gain
And when you need to change the light bulb, you won't hand me the chair
You promised me a dream home
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll protect me with your coat
You'll say I'm thin and bring the washing in
You'll sell your vinyl records and go get us a loan
You'll be true and be faithful too
What if I'm right?
'Cos if the rain starts falling
You won't forsake me, your mother won't hate me
You'll be strong and you'll turn me on
