You'll always keep the magic, the tender love and care
You promised me a dream home
What if I'm right?
You'll be strong and you'll turn me on
What if I'm right?
I will feel no pain
And let me watch my soap
You won't forsake me, your mother won't hate me
And when we're tired of the city and we find a country home
You'll always be as handsome
And when I give birth to our children
You'll cover me in diamonds
You'll say I'm thin and bring the washing in
And you'll be strong and you'll turn me on
And when you need to change the light bulb, you won't hand me the chair
There's nothing I want more
On you I can depend
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
And you'll always tape the football
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll protect me with your coat
With roses 'round the door
And you'll bring me flowers and you'll bring the showers
And your weight will never gain
You'll sell your vinyl records and go get us a loan
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be true and be faithful too
'Cos if the rain starts falling
It won't be an uphill struggle
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be true and be faithful too
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be my sympathetic lover and you won't steal the covers
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
