As high as a kite
Bob to the Beatles
They get Kylie on a Wednesday
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
It's their only real shining time
They're Karaoke kings for the evening
He's Dylan on a Monday
Shine up their shoes for the show, show, show
They get Kylie on a Wednesday
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
Bob to the Beatles
And they all sing along
And Bowie on a Sunday
The Stones on a Friday
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
Skyvers with Fivers
Does Beegees on a Thursday
And Bowie on a Sunday
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
And if you ever stop believin'
Who's slumped at the bar drinkin' wine, wine, wine
Go see the Human Jukebox
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
To the songs till it's time please to go, go, go
You know that he's healing hearts with his soul
On a Saturday night
If you lend him your tights
Yeah, yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
And the real world gets you down
And they call him the Human Jukebox
The Stones on a Friday
And there's Mary the housewife
He's Dylan on a Monday
Yeah, they call him the Human Jukebox
Does Elton on a Thursday
On a Saturday night
He plays second-hand rock 'n' roll
And they call him the Human Jukebox
