Amateur, amateur
Amateur, amateur
Amateur
Is looking like Turana
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
Amateur
When they walk all over you
Amateur
Joined a pyramid scheme
Five star review, who bought a new LP
Amateur
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
Broke her friends
Amateur
Rethink, refrain
Didn't think it mean
She's banking on the fee
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
To inflate her estate, left it too late
Rethink, refrain
Will become very ill
So who gives a hey
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
Ah, baby, what you gonna do
Rethink, refrain
Got a house, one wrinkle, couldn't get a signal
Amateur
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
Amateur, amateur
Really dug my lyric
She'll get from ITV
And now a piece of Vambra
Rethink, refrain
Amateur
A little girl called Jill
Amateur
Rethink, refrain
Pretty fast, put a mast
Had to agree with the critic
Who said
Rethink, refrain
Courtesy is dead
On the neighboring flats
Tolerate all the people you hate
Broke her dreams
Wear the pink and blue
Janine, just nineteen
Kyle, frozen smile, got himself a mobile
But that is years away
Ooh
Don't pull a Jill, Jane
Get a Corinthian view
