Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat [From Guys and Dolls]

For the people all said
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat"
But the passengers were bound to resist
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down

And as I laughed at those passengers to Heaven
Sit down, you're rocking the boat"
By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat
"And the devil will drag you under
With a soul so heavy you'd never float
With a soul so heavy you'd never float
"Beware, you are on a heavenly trip"
The people all said
The people all said
I sailed away on that little boat to Heaven
"And the devil will drag you under
"Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat"
And I said to myself
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
And as I sank, and I hollered, "Someone save me"
"And the devil will drag you under
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat"

"Beware, beware you'll scuttle the ship"

And by some chance found a bottle in my fist

"Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat"
I said to myself

That's the moment I woke up, thank the Lord

A great big wave came and washed me overboard
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
For the people all said
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat"
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down

By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat
But the passengers they knew right from wrong
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat"
And there I stood and I hollered, "Someone fade me"
"And the devil will drag you under
Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat"
"Sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat"
And there I stood nicely passin' out the whiskey