So come on let me entertain you
Look me up in the yellow pages
Let me entertain you
You're my rock of empathy, my dear
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on
Shake your arse come over here now scream
So come on let me entertain you
He popped a pill and fell asleep
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Come and sing a different song
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
You're not going to end up like your mom and dad
Your mind gets burned
Little Bo-Peep has lost his sheep
Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
Life's too short for you to die
Come on come on come on come on
Your see through fads and your crazy phases, yea
So come on let me entertain you
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet my dear
Come on come on come on come on
So grab yourself an alibi
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
Let me entertain you
The kettle's on so don't be long, mon cher
Here is the place where the feeling grows
But he can't be here so come around tonight
With the habits you've learned
So come on
I will be your rock of ages
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be
Come on come on come on come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you