I can't forgive and it's crazy, baby
It ain't broke but I'll break it in a little bit
(For the five of us)
But the boys know I'm fucked and so they show me the door
'Cause as much as we were loved we were also hated
I can't conform no more, I can't perform no more
I can't forgive and it's crazy, baby
(I only wanted to get down)
If I could just avoid me Mum, maybe I'd tell her tomorrow
Now we're all a bag of nerves and not a band of brothers
"He not answering his phone, he's not talking to me
And now I'm running away from everything that I've been
I took me ten Benson home and I smoked through the sorrow
I can't forgive and it's crazy, baby
And I'm always in trouble but I've stopped saying sorry
I saw him on the telly at Glastonbury”
Phoned up Martin and Rich and carried on getting pissed
Unload the bullets, you're mind is a gun
(I only wanted to get down)
I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy
(I'm making trouble in this town)
Now I'm a video star
You're in that boy band, son, come and give us a kiss”
I think it's going to be like 'New kids on the block'
One was like a brother from another mother
And now it's breaking my heart because the dream's turned to shit
Now I'm a video star
That was the 90's, 90 to 95
I hate those that hate me
Pick you up in a Porsche and buy you lots of trainers
So I put my head down and walked away
I couldn't tell my mum because she'd batter me
But the lead singer made it hard to like him
Me and Tate sat on the bowling green, life is a shitter
I hate those that hate me
I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy
Do you know who you are, baby?
I hate those that hate me
I adopted four brothers, some I liked more than others
(For the five of us)
And now we're famous and that, and we're dancing and that
I hate those that hate me
(I'm making trouble in this town)
And if the truth be told I wasn't fit enough to stay
So fuck the band, give me Sambuka and gak
(I only wanted to get down)
Everybody's worried, “What the fuck's wrong with Robbie"
Do you know who you are, baby?
The boys got jealous 'cause the girls got plated
I met the other guys, one seemed like a cock
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?
And I'm gonna get battered if I go out in my manor
Now I'm a video star
(For the five of us)
Now it's dinner with Versace lunch with Princess Diana
(I'm making trouble in this town)
I stumbled through the door, I said, "Mum, it's like this"
I can't forgive and it's crazy, baby
I got no GCSE's, nothing higher than a 'D'
(I only wanted to get down)
Do you know who you are, baby?
I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy
And I'm thinking I can sing, why am I stood at the back
I played snooker with my Dad, he said, “Don't be a dick
And I still loved him, despite him
(I'm making trouble in this town)
You're gonna shoot yourself when they're number one”
The first three months, you know I nearly quit
I can't be bothered 'cause I'm lazy
We had five quid between us and bought six cans of bitter
Boys, I don't believe it, I'm goin' to be famous
She said, “That man's been on the phone and you've made the list
And I'm pissed and I'm fucked, and I'm only nineteen
