Oh mushroom
With all your tales to sell
I've smoked too many cigarettes
Monsoon
Oh mushroom
Oh Lord, I feel nothing
I'm here to serve and protect
I know much smarter men
Don't wanna piss on your parade
Basically, it's all come on top for me
I've had more blondes than brunettes
You've all been so nice to me
Yeah, I'm a star but I'll fade
Oh mushroom
I'm here to make money and get laid
You will be eventually
Monsoon
Come soon
Lord, I'm in purgatory
Thank you for keeping me company
So put your hands across the water
If you ain't stickin' your knives in me
And I can't talk in a crowd
So put your hands across the water
I wasn't me when we met
Monsoon
But it's all been too much for me
So put your hands across the water
What shape of insanity?
I've got my Catholic chain
You've done your daddies proud
You haven't lost my respect
Keeps leadin' you back to me
I'm not expecting your sympathy
I'm glad that spendin' a night with me
To all you Sharons and Michelles
Monsoon
Never got this far
Guaranteed you celebrity
Oh mushroom
I've got so many regrets
Come soon
When I'm alone, I'm too loud
Save your meat money well
So put your hands across the water
Come soon
