Rocky had come equipped with a gun
And proceeded to lie on the table
Were in the next room at the hoedown
Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil
Booked himself a room in the local saloon
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
He said, “Danny boy this is a showdown”
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
So one day he walked into town
And I'll be better, I'll be better Doc as soon as I am able”
Now she and her man, who called himself Dan
Only to find Gideon's bible
But Daniel was hot he drew first and shot
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
Only to find Gideon's bible
To shoot off the legs of his rival
And Rocky said, “Doc it's only a scratch
He said, “Rocky you met your match”
Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
Rocky didn't like that he said I'm gonna get that boy
He hit young Rocky in the eye
And Rocky collapsed in the corner
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Rock Raccoon checked into his room
And now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
