Don't Tempt Me

Doing the shimmy, snakes alive
And I'm gonna tap dance on his head

You say he's a relative, some hope

I'm sitting here calm as I can
It's time to rearrange his face
I've got friends, mean sons
Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me
While you polish the floor with another man
I'm half way out of my seat
He's got the looks, he's got the lolly
Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me
Get your mittens off my gal
They've got knives, chains, guns
Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me
Lazy Susans, blockbusters

He's putting his hands in the wrong places
Just keep me away from a laughing boy

I'm half way out of my seat, oh
I'm half way out of my seat
Driving me clean off my trolley
Oh, I'm a patient man, but it's out of hand
Or you'll end up as mincemeat, pal

Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me
Doing the jitterbug, doing the jive
If there's one thing that I can't stand
That's not a dance, that's S E X
He's gonna dance with me instead
If he's your uncle, I'm the Pope
Ban that couple, certificate X

I'm not mad, I'm a cuddly toy
Gas grenades, knuckle-dusters